Product Name: Disc Goblin

The Grinning Vertebra – Your Spine’s Dark Secret

Description

Ever feel like your spine has a sense of humor? Meet the Disc Goblin — a spine-inspired pendant that blends anatomical realism with rebellious artistry.

Crafted from solid bronze and white brass, this piece features a mischievous “herniated disc” face wedged between two vertebrae. It's not just jewelry — it’s a statement. A talisman of resilience. A smirking reminder that even under pressure, you hold your ground.

With a brushed matte finish and solid weight in hand, it feels as good as it looks — whether worn as a necklace, mounted on your EDC paracord, or displayed like a mini-sculpture.

Key Features

🔩 Materials: White brass (vertebrae) + bronze (disc) – high-grade, hypoallergenic, and non-plated.
😈 Design: Inspired by real spinal anatomy, featuring a grinning disc face inserted via mortise-tenon style joint.
🛠️ Craftsmanship: Lost-wax casting + hand-carved wax modeling + dozens of hand-polished finishing steps.
⚖️ Weight: Approx. 17g – solid and substantial without being bulky.
📏 Size: 21mm x 21mm x 27mm (measured by hand; slight variations may occur).
🧵 Cord Hole Diameter: 6mm – fits dual 4mm paracord strands.
🎗️ Symbolism: A tribute to unyielding spirit in the face of pressure.
🧼 Care: No special maintenance needed – ages beautifully with wear.
🚚Processing time: Ships within 7 business days.

Who It’s For

For the weird collectors.
For the EDC crew who love storytelling gear.
For those who find power in imperfection — and smile in the face of it.

💀 Build Your Loadout
Pair it with paracord. Match it with your knives. Let the Goblin guard your spine.

📎 Kind Reminder
The bead has a 6mm hole that goes all the way through.
To use it as a pendant, please secure it with a bottom knot or spacer bead — or explore our pre-strung necklace options for a quick solution.